Saturday, February 19, 2022

When trouble finds you, clip your toe nails and you will be rewarded

 Tonight I was packing up to venture north in the morning and feeling a bit melancholy when suddenly the big toe on my right foot started to hurt a tad. OK, more than a tad. A removal of sock revealed a gnarly toenail about two feet in length all pressurized by said sock. What a relief to get the same in acceptable dimensions! Yes. Next trip to the car and what did I see on the ground next to the drivers door?  What?

Drum-roll...

...a set of toenail clippers and not only that, they appeared to be all shiny and newish looking. Of course I took them, cleaned them with alcohol and boom another set of toe nail clippers! Nope, the other ones were in the apartment so yours truly had not dropped his outside.

 The moral of the story is use it or lose it and/or use it and double it. 

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