As I write this it does occur to me that I should be asleep, operative words being "should be". Shoulda , woulda, coulda. Blah, blah, blah.
But I am not. I did doze out earlier then reawakened. And I am sure you the reader, whomever you might be, is greatly concerned about my sleeping patterns so I found it necessary to open the blog with the same.
Anyone for a little narcissism?
No? Ok. But this is my blog and so it is all about me. Well maybe not. Well maybe. I dunno. Let me ask my twin...he says perhaps.
Ever wake up in the middle of the night and had Ramen noodles? You know the ones that have about 900% of the recommended daily intake for sodium, aka salt? Ok, so 900% is an exaggeration. Blah, blah. I just had some. This is what happens when one still has not made it to the grocery store when in dire need to do the same. One is reduced to eating things like Ramen noodles. I just had some. They were not so bad but they were not doughnuts.
The narcissistic me wanted doughnuts. You see, earlier I got into a discussion with someone who also likes doughnuts and we talked about doughnuts. Talking about doughnuts late at night is mouth watering. Talking about them certainly fueled the desire the have the same. But doughnuts I did not have. So I went to sleep albeit briefly and awoke hungry. That's why presently 900% sodium occupies my stomach.
You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes you just might find you get some Ramen noodles.
Nice writing to you. If you think I am crazy you are correct. But as they say it takes one to know one. Original thought of mine. Do you like it?
Friday, September 7, 2007
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3 comments:
Well that was interesting....kinda sorta maybe....anyone up for a doughnut? Why aren't you sleeping?
Glad you found it interesting or not. Upon reflection your question appears to be improperly worded. I did not say I am not sleeping. I blogged within the context of last night and not refer to any not sleeping as continuous action, so to speak. Therefore your question is invalid. A properly worded question might be "why didn't you sleep last night"?
Let me add though that your invalid question is interesting kinda sorta maybe.
Will your next question be some version of "why are you an ***hole"? LOL!
Dude...lol
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