The hazards of non instant coffee...

Greetings and regurgitations all you blog readers out there. I am sure this blog gets read by millions. OK, thousands. Maybe hundreds. OK, a few people a day might read this per that nifty software I have that keeps track of such things.

I hope that all you readers out there in reader land have had a good week. it has been good here. Today started out rather oddly I would say. OK, I would not say started out odd, let's say resumed odd. I did wake up early this morning which is odd in it's own write but that was not so odd. Eventually I found my way back to sleep. Sleep was in the bed. That is where I found it.

Slept till flipping two this afternoon! I crap you not! Would I crap you? I would not. Realizing I was out of instant coffee I made enough for three cups in the coffee maker. You know, those machines that supposedly make real coffee but require too many steps when one is sleepy upon awakening?

Now what happened next has happened before and only proves the hazards of drinking non instant coffee. Some would call it real. I dunno. I would call it unreal. But with sleepy eyes I went to the computer and started checking email and surfing a bit. In the back of my sleepy mind I remember thinking something is odd about the way the coffee sounds. Something is odd. But it remained only in the back of my sleepy mind. I anxiously awaited that first cup this afternoon.

Finally I heard only silence. Time for that cup! Upon entering the kitchen it became immediately apparent that there would be somewhat of a delay in coffee drinking. That is unless I wanted to slurp it off the floor or counter top. Yep, yours truly did not put the canister underneath the dealy where the coffee comes out. So the coffee went where it went which created odd sounds which only made it to the back of my sleepy mind as it occurred.

So I decided this will not happen again anytime soon!

I went to the store and got some damn instant coffee!